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Blonde GUY joke?
Instead of same old blonde girl jokes, here's a first blonde Guy joke.
An Irish, a Mexican, and a Blonde guys were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and an Irish guy said "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican guy opened his lunch box and said "Burritos again! If I get that for lunch one more time, I'm jumping too."
The Blonde guy opened his lunch box and said "Bologna! I'm jumping off if I get bologna sandwich one more time."
Next day, a Irish saw corned beef/cabbage in his lunch box. He jumped off to his death.
A Mexican saw a burrito, in anger, jumped off.
A Blonde saw a bologna sandwich, jumped off.........
At the funeral, a Irish's wife was crying and said "If I knew he hated his lunch, I won't give him again!" A Mexican's wife said "I could have got him a taco or burritos."....
Oooh, this is good??
Everyone turned and stared at the Blonde's wife, who was in the back of room. She said:
"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
Funny? Rate 1 to 10
15 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
10
- Anonymous1 decade ago
7
- Anonymous5 years ago
good one.....superb very humorous ..... enjoyed it .....gave me a good snort .....good interest.....shop up the good ones "Blonde caller:“are you able to provide me the telephone type for Jack?” Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you're speaking approximately” Blond Caller: “On website a million section 5, of the person handbook it for sure states that i ought to unplug the fax gadget from the AC wall socket and make contact with Jack earlier cleansing. Now, are you able to provide me the type for Jack?” blonde version of who needs to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: positioned those Rocky video clips so as beginning with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde women drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that reported "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went returned residing house. they got here upon 2 blonde women frozen to dying of their motor vehicle at thepersistent-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet scientific expert (utilising a stethoscope): "massive breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm not even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the field this blonde ladys buddy replaced into quite injured and mandatory to bypass to the scientific institution for scientific interest.So she finally have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she merely cal "911"? The blonde woman reported"nicely i couldnt discover the "11" button." 2 blondes are strolling interior the woods whilst one spots tracks and says, "whats up look, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for greater or less an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by skill of prepare.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
8 1/2
i like it !!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
that's kinda funny. not lol funny though. love that it's blonde guy instead of blonde girl for once!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
thats a good joke 10.
