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uk asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

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ONE REASON NOT TO MESS WITH A KID

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reliterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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  • 1 decade ago
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    omg! the guy i like is jonah! โ™ฅ LOL funny have a star! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

    and omg! i so know who jonah is! and i'm not blonde! i'm a BRUNETTE. jonah is the biblical character who was sent 2 ninevah but he didnt want 2 go so he got swallowed by a whale and then got spit out. duh. take that u loser!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    Don't mess with that kid....LOL

    Remember that with God all things are possible. That fish was specifically prepared for Jonah.

  • 1 decade ago

    very cute

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  • Ryan
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha that seriously is funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG...flippin hilarious..STAR for u buddy!

    Source(s): haha..i dont think the first girl knows who Jonah is...prolly blonde
  • 1 decade ago

    ok haha

  • Holly
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    oooh, good one

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, very smart kid

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