What in the world is wrong with Paula Abdul tonight?

Maybe she has only had 2 carrot sticks and a glass of water on her starvation diet today. Either that or she has a turd sideways.

I have been trying to figure this out for awhile this morning. Right now I am torn between two answers.

1) She has myasthenia gravis which wikipedia tells me is a neuromuscular disease leading to fluctuating muscle weakness and "fatiguability". This could explain the way she sort of flaps her arms when she claps and why Simon had to steady her when she stood up to leave the show last night. IMO Paula also has very droopy eyes which is a symptom of MG. Additionally, the symptoms of MG are more pronounced during periods of excitement. I believe the woman has a very genuine love for pop music, and last night's contestants were very good. Last night was one of her most eratic nights. That being said, MG would not explain her lengthy and frequently nonsensical answers. Maybe MG coupled with freespiritedness and vapidity could be the full explanation, or...

2) She is under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. That is a simpler explanation; however, you would think we would know. Nowadays it seems like we have access to almost every detail of any celebs life.

I don't know, but she was incoherent, I think the contestants pretty much ignore what she says, look awkward while she tells them how relevant they are and claps hysterically and hope that Simon will interrupt soon.

Tonight she even began to stand to applaud all the guys for "being so great tonight" but she couldn't keep her balance and Simon had to pull her back into her seat--did anyone else see that?!

Also she made an odd comment about simon and Chicken wings..

Very bizarre--how much longer will she be allowed in public?

OMG! There are to many to tell you approximately. yet below is an internet site that i circulate to, to discover 80's artists. yet my widespread communities to get dancing song from the 80's are Depeche Mode and Erasure.

She may need to check into that swanky Malibu Recovery Center . I'm trying to develop a vice myself just for admission! I need a vacation....

Some shows...

She's actually "semi-sober..."

Other shows...

She's obviously wasted on a variety of recreational "vices" that none of US do...oh, no no no no no no no no no...

(I've noticed that...when she's weird...she's high...some people can't hold their drugs and alchohol very well...just look at a large number of celebrities, and you'll see THAT...)

I no! her hair is dumb, and she is like crazy. I mean your judging the one contestant, so why do you feel the need to say all of them were good everytime! GEEEEEEEEESE

That's usually how people are after they've danced like there's no tomorrow

my professional opinion: Perscription pain killers.

My personal opinion: she know's she's a no-talent-a$s-clown

I told her it was over between us......she took it kinda hard.