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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Spelling checker - like it or not?

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hahahahaha Spellchecker redneck version 1.1 no doubt.

  • 1 decade ago

    wood yu beleave it, eye hove the some spill chequeker, lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Fab so now we have a good excuse for making mistakes. lol

  • franja
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Love it...

    That's why I copied it to all my contacts in 2006!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I've heard it before. It's funny thoughn.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very clever.

  • 1 decade ago

    nice one hahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    velly goode, i fink

  • 1 decade ago

    It's cute and funny. =)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    excellent.

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