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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Driving school test - funny or not?

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    ha ha ha, now that is my kind of test, when can i take it, lol

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Ralph
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Interesting, but not what they are looking for. But then there are two things you never say to a policeman.

    1. But officer, I can't get to my drivers licence if you won't hold my beer.

    2. Officer: your eyes are red, have you been drinking?

    you: officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?

  • i quized mt sister on all of them. She failed hilariously: she only got ont right. the one she got right was the one about the red flashing traffic light and the yellow flashing traffic light.

    i was rotflol for all of them!!! you should be a stand-up comedian.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I love all of these.

    It's almost like that person is so stupid they don't even realize their answers to the questions are soooooo wrong.

    But they made me laugh.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow those are brilliant. I wonder would that work for me? pmsl

  • 1 decade ago

    i love the third one. USE UR CAR. haha classic

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    l like those, but i wont be trying any of them on holiday

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow thatt is all i can say

  • Holly
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha

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