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Driving school test - funny or not?
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
16 Answers
- tastybitsLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
ha ha ha, now that is my kind of test, when can i take it, lol
- RalphLv 51 decade ago
Interesting, but not what they are looking for. But then there are two things you never say to a policeman.
1. But officer, I can't get to my drivers licence if you won't hold my beer.
2. Officer: your eyes are red, have you been drinking?
you: officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
- 1 decade ago
i quized mt sister on all of them. She failed hilariously: she only got ont right. the one she got right was the one about the red flashing traffic light and the yellow flashing traffic light.
i was rotflol for all of them!!! you should be a stand-up comedian.
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- tpirl0verLv 41 decade ago
I love all of these.
It's almost like that person is so stupid they don't even realize their answers to the questions are soooooo wrong.
But they made me laugh.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
l like those, but i wont be trying any of them on holiday