Has your teacher ever said something he didn't mean that made the whole class crack up?

I am a teacher.

I have done that kind of thing by accident.

I was hold a tray and wanted the students' attention so I loudly said, "I need all of your eyes on my rack"

Oops

my teacher always drifts off. the funniest thing from recently was when we were all in the middle of a test and he's sitting at his computer and all the sudden he said OH MY GOD! NO WAY! and everyone rushed over to see what had happened. he was looking at a flyer for a co-ed lacross team. he said WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I PLAY COED LACROSS IF I COULDN'T CHECK ANYBODY?!? I was like 'i know, right? what's the point of lacross if you can't check and beat people up?'

but seriously,isn't that true? im a girl and even i know that.

Yea one day my teacher was at the bord talking to us (the class) and he said

'I'm going to get really hard today'

Of course he meant he was going to be really strict but all the lads thought something else and giggled for a long time over it

And he giggled a lot as well actually

Yes many times

There is a kid in our Yearbook class that we used to call Sgt. Twinkle Ti ts and one day, when we had a substitute, we told him about this when the guy was out getting pictures. Well, when the guy came back, the substitute teacher said "HEY!! WHAT'S UP SGT. TWINKLE TI TS!?!?!" We all started laughing! We didn't really think he would call him that! It was really funny.

Well, it was more along the lines of my teacher was being weird, but My Science teacher, Mr. Delano, was showing us how light pumas is, and he was throwing this huge chunk of pumas around the room and he started singing "catch it, Catch it!"

and the same day a box of sulfer fell over and landed on his head and he started swearing...

Yeah, we had MANY times like that with our band teacher. Or he'll start drawing on the board to try to explain something, and he was trying to draw Florida, and it didn't look right. We all started cracking up, and hes like "You guys are sick!" and he erased it. But yeah, we have a lot of good times like that with our band teacher. hes young too, only 28 or 29, so its good.

Well I remember my French teacher said that one of her students is "going abroad" after high school, and we all started laughing thinking that she said "doing a broad"!

my earth science teacher was telling us about one particular blizzard and how many ppl died and were stuck in their homes. Then he added "And the pregnancy rate went up that year too...."

Awkward~!!!!

my friend also was reading the text book and accidently mistakened Organism for Orgasm and screamed it out loud. :P my science teacher was like ehh..

ha ya the other day the teacher said orgasm instead of organisation and with half a room full of adolescent boys you can just guess the reaction.