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Is this a good joke to tell a co-worker#2?
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please."
The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."
The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"
The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!"
The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double." To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."
20 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I never go to bars nor do I have time or friends.As noone likes me cause I do my best at work and my co-workers say I am doing to much. I need to let the techs do more. So all my co-workers hate me cause now the tech's want all receptionist too help out more like me. Everywhere I go I am trouble. If I told them a joke they would try to tell my boss and say I am preverted or something mean. EVERY DAY IT'S A BATTLE?
I am doing my best though.
Good one!! By the Way!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I like it Jake quick witted and clever.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
On the rocks of course. LOL
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
oh, he's gonna get his butt whipped in the dark alley behind the bar if he keeps it up....lol
- Broken Tiger.Lv 61 decade ago
rofpml i have to print these out and show all my work co- workers. star
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That's good.