Caught in the act?

A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight and while enroute to his home, asked the driver if he would be a witness, as he suspected his wife was having an affair and expected to catch her in the act.

The driver agreed and they both tiptoed into the bedroom, turned on the lights and pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with another man.

The husband put his gun to the man’s head and the wife shouted “Don’t do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Sports car I said I had bought for you. Who do you think paid for the new boat, he did!”

The husband looked at the cab driver and said

“What would you do in a case like this?”

The cabbie smiled and said “I’d cover him up before he catches cold!