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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

ok folks last one as the trolls are out again ? The Old Poodle now is this true or funny?

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says: "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

Moral of this story..

Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Srzly LMAO!, dude are you like a comedian or something? lol your jokes are hilarious! keep em coming :) another star for you champ

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Hi Chris, Oh Boy it's a Redneck for sure if I followed you right... In fact I have a headache trying to keep-up with you...You are a true Redneck now My Friend..No doubt about it and it is funny in a weird sort of way.. A Big Star and I enjoyed your joke totally My Friend.. A Friend, poppy1

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I liked that one heaps. If you mix age, treachery, bullshit, brilliance, experience and some additional education, then you indeed have a formidable enemy. Sounds like a "Wrong way go back" road safety sign.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny

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  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    That is Brilliant Chris and true, lol.!!!

    Don't mess with an old dog.!!!

    10/10 mate.!!!

    Cheers for a laugh.!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, so true hee hee

    blooming trolls had two Q,s deleted this morning

    yahoo are so fickle they are easy to follow them

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    also copy and paste this into you adres bar

    javascript:alert( "warning funny joke" )

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Long but......

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  • 1 decade ago

    This one is soo nice. Almost 60% of my starred quetsions are from you !.......TO be exact !!!.....almost 88 %

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