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Who is hard of hearing?

State Trooper

A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband.

When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man speaks up as he says, “HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.”

A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, “Ma'am I see you're from Florida.”

The old lady comments, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man speaks up as he says, “HE SEES YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.'” The old lady nods her head, “Yup.”

The trooper mutters, “Boy, one time, I got the worst piece of *** I ever had in Florida.”

The old lady replies, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LOL nice one i like itt

    not realy its ok

  • Great build up, excellent finisher.

    Keep 'em coming!

  • (:P)
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I'm laughing. It's funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's just cold, but it is funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heard it before.

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