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If you made fortune cookies....?

what enlightening messages would you put in them?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Your mom is a cheater

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Beer. Making ugly people beautiful and fortune cookies taste good since 1879.

    Source(s): Happy Beer Wednesday, from the fine people at Miller Brewing Company.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "when in doubt mumble"--i actually found it in a fortune cookie before

    and

    "snootchie bootchies"

  • 1 decade ago

    You won a ticket to anywhere in the world for a week!..^_^

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  • cindy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Wow spelled backwards is 'wow'~

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would write : "Go to Morphyne.com"

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