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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

: Super Bowl Explained by a Blonde and it FINALLY makes sense...?

: Super Bowl Explained by a Blonde and it FINALLY makes sense...

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> A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

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> 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

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> Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

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> 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like ...... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!'

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  • zilly
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    drink

    I am a blonde and I enjoy laughing each time I read this one.

    Thanks for the Wednesday evening chuckle.

    zilly

  • barbie doll
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like ...... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents

    I am so glad someone finally explained this to me and I am a red head LOL

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Realisticly, I'd say within 5 years. They are a very young team. Delmas, Suh, Houston, Levy, and WIlliams are all good players on defense. Our secondary will be much improved. Than on offense, we have Stafford, Best, Johnson, and Pettigrew who are all very good. Lions will be a playoff team, and a Super Bowl winner within the next 5 years!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

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    Well you certain know how to outline your jokes. That was complete... comedy. Thanks for the great laugh. You know you would make a great stand up comedian. I mean I am not saying how you should live your life but I am just pointing out your natual talents. Have an excellent life my friend!

    Source(s): Balderdash and Piffle.
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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Nathaniel
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I always smile at this joke, because I can picture the players chasing a guy holding a quarter, its hilarious, I can see it in Monty Python style humor, good stuff.

  • bulldog_woodson
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I love the posting of a joke, but you could have taken an extra 10 seconds and removed the fwd'ing marks.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG.... Hysterical! No offense to blondes though.

    Thanks, I needed a good laugh. Star for you!

  • Emily
    5 years ago

    OMG 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have actually seen it before but still love it!

    You get a star

  • Cotton
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    That the best explanation I've heard. Hilarious. have a star.

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