best joke you ever pulled?

You will need:

1 Plastic bottle filled with water

1 coin

Tell your victim you have an illusion to show them.

Place the coin on a table heads side up.

Place the bottle on top of the coin and look through the top of the bottle, turning it to act like you're adjusting it of focusing it.

Tell them it makes the coin look like it's tails side up when you look through it. They will want to look.

When they get there eye close enough, squeeze the sides really hard and the water will squirt in there eye. Be careful how hard you squeeze, I did it with a 3 liter bottle and hit it as hard as I could with both hands and my friends eye was bloodshot for like a week.

omg, this trick is awesome if the person doesnt know its you

(so do it at a sleepover, not to ur only silbing)

first, go into the victum's room while he/she's not there.

locate their deoderant

scoop out the white deoderant, and fill the emtpy tube with cream cheese.

rub the top with a thin slice of the deodarant to make it smeel the same

replace the cap, and look natural

the next day, wait for the screams

!!!!!

also, smear hot sauce on someone's lip while they are sleeping..= unforgetible!!!! especially a heavy sleeper!!!!

also, either carry a heavy sleeper to somewhere under a table, or convince them to sleep on the floor one night, and put a table over there heafs. then, scream in their ear, and they will pop out of bed, and BAM!, their head will hit the table

good luck!!!

yeah....i did but this is kind of....overlimit lolz

about slapping though ...

the story is about a husband and wife

first story:

the husband is driving with the wife seating beside him

then the wife told the hubby to turn left, but the hubby slapped the wife....and said

"who is driving rite now, me or u"

second story:

the wife was cooking and the hubby is going to eat it

the dish is very salty so the hubby complained

"why is the dish so salty"....then the wife slapped the hubby and told him...

"who is cooking rite now, me or u"

then the forth story....(make up anything) becoz there is no forth story

as u tell the story people who listen to ur story will automatically asked u how about the 3rd story...

then at that time....you slap he or she, telling them who is telling the story....you or them

hahahhahaha have u had that joke before?

make sure u done it with ur sis or brother or cloze friend

or people who likes joke too n fool around ^^

if not u will hurt people feeling lolz ^^

but it is quite fun too.....i get slapped before but our friendship turns to.....dont want to think about it

good luck hehe^^

ok it wasn't me it was my 5 year old son last xmas....we have a runny gag we take my step nieces teddy and hide it(she is 15)....we are always hiding it....then one evening my step nephew comes in the kitchen and tells my brother great job hiding teddy...my brother says no he didn't hide and looks at me I say no it isn't me....we go in the living room and find the poor teddy hanging from the garland on the ceiling...we ask my son who did this he looks at us with a smug face and says dunno...then we ask him did you do this with a smug face he says yes......we laughed soo much.....imagine he is 5 and playing tricks already... the other day at daycare while his sister was dressing he hide her boots,lolllll.....

whenever somebody tries to sing a song, i ask them who sings the song, as in the artist, and when they tell me i tell that person to let that artist sing it

idk i've done so many