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Lady C
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Lady C asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Another oldie but goodie. If you don't like to read pass on by. All others, do you remember this?

There's a Hole in the Bucket

Written By: Unknown

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There's a hole in the bucket,

Dear Liza, dear Liza

There's a hole in the bucket,

Dear Liza, there's a hole.

Then fix it, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

Then fix it, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, fix it.

With what shall I fix it,

Dear Liza, dear Liza?

With what shall I fix it,

Dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

With a straw, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long,

Dear Liza, dear Liza

But the straw is too long,

Dear Liza, too long

Then cut it, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

Then cut it, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, cut it.

With what shall I cut it,

Dear Liza, dear Liza?

With what shall I cut it,

Dear Liza, with what?

With an axe, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

With an axe, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, an axe.

The axe is too dull,

Dear Liza, dear Liza

The axe is too dull,

Dear Liza, too dull

Then sharpen it, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

Then sharpen it, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, sharpen it.

With what shall I sharpen it,

Dear Liza, dear Liza?

With what shall I sharpen it,

Dear Liza, with what?

With a stone, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

With a stone, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, a stone.

The stone is too dry,

Dear Liza, dear Liza

The stone is too dry,

Dear Liza, too dry

Then wet it, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

Then wet it, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, wet it.

With what shall I wet it,

Dear Liza, dear Liza?

With what shall I wet it,

Dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

With water, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, with water.

How shall I get it,

Dear Liza, dear Liza,

How shall I get it,

Dear Liza, how shall I?

In the bucket, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, dear Henry

In the bucket, dear Henry,

Dear Henry, in the bucket.

There's a hole in the bucket.

Update:

Myriah K, it may be lameio to you but it has stood the test of time and is older than you and me.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    my little brother had this cassette but instead of liza and henry it was goofy and mickey...havent heard it in a long time

  • I remember my mom singing that to me when I was a kid....thanks for reminiscing! :-)

  • 1 decade ago

    ahhh yes.... good time good time it was wen i was in 3rd grade we sang it...... it goes round and round

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    MY MOM TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

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  • 1 decade ago

    wow. that wa slame

  • 1 decade ago

    i remember that

  • 1 decade ago

    lady c----- I wish you would drop your towel !!

  • 1 decade ago

    LAMEIO

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