How do you go about telling your new girlfriend that it was "just a balled up tube sock"?

.... shades of "Crying Game".... brrrrrrrrr

there are cavities into which testes on some males can withdraw into. If you've heard of an "undescended testicle," this is the condition where a testicle remains in its cavity rather than hanging down into the scrotal sac as it should. The muscle that pulls the testes up towards the body is the cremaster muscle. In some males the cremaster muscles can fully retract the testes into their cavities. Drag queens sometimes deliberately tuck their testes the cavity to give themselves less of a tell-tale bulge in tight clothing, keeping them tucked in with a thong-style article of clothing known as a gaff. So, yes, the 'balls' can retract into their cavities. It's not usually a big deal to get them to descend into the sac again.

Relationships are not to be built on lies. Hope you've had a good time, see ya! Tell her you don't want to have sex until your married. And for Gods sake look serious. I can't continue getting you out of these self afflicted problems dude.

I'll throw in a twenty also.....use the money to buy a mild sedative (to give her before the special moment)...then she wont know about your package

Yea, you have a problem alright---but she doesn't sound like much of a prize anyway. So---get a clean shave---practice

your best technique---and go for the gusto--- as it is --what do

you have to loose ?

Let us know how it comes out !!

Just show her and get the $20 from catz,,, I'll even throw in another $20... You are no longer broke!!!

start looking for a new girlfriend and leave the socks out of your pants next time.

What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. Dum dee dum dum.....you're f****ed !

(or not f****ed as the case may be) Now may be perfect time to "have to go to Switzerland to tend to your dying grandmother".

stick a sausage in your tube sock

Shove the balled up sock in her pie hole and GET SOME.....lmao.......Ok that was wrong but it was still funny

its ok once she sees you naked she will run away screaming and be permanently scarred requiring years of therapy