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How successful is your son? (joke)?
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A
30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
him. And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
COMMENT
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@lexxie
You know what's sexier than a beautiful woman stripping?
A beautiful doctor, seriously, 1 hot doctor is like a hundred times sexier than a whole strip club.
21 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
As usual, an excellant joke
In responce to what ypu said to lexxi.
the only sxcy dr is ther Dr Bebop.
Ru going to strip 4us 2.
That might just be the funniest joke youve ever posted.
You'll have to suck your guts in thou
(without ypur fur coat. you may just spill your guts)
na! seriously la ya work. ..dont strip
- 1 decade ago
Haha- cool !
If I knew I could afford to keep a gym membership, have my hair and nails done, buy costumes to strip, etc.
I'd do it in a heart beat!
I did it before (just a few nights with a girlfriend) it was fun!
LOL - the best girl was 45!
She knew how to move it! Go Baby!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
The terrible truth is revealed through jokes...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Wow.
Now who wouldn't want to be the 4th Dad's son? :P
Star!
