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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Did this Irish humour go to far?

Mick and Paddy are out in the country shooting rabbits. Suddenly, right in front of his friend Paddy, Mick falls to the ground, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. In fact, he looks pretty well dead !

Quick as a flash, a horrified Paddy whips out his mobile and calls 999.

He gasps breathlessly to the operator...

"Mick just fell to the ground right here in front o' me! He's not breathing. He has no heartbeat! I think he's dead! What can I do ?"

Well accustomed to this sort of situation however, the emergency operator responds with her most soothing tone..

"Okay Paddy, you must try to stay calm. If there's anything can be done, well do it. But you will have to keep your cool, then we can take it one step at a time! Okay now ? "

"Sure! Sure! Of course, your right. I'm fine. Just tell me what must I do?", Paddy Replies.

"Great! Now first of all, lets make sure he's dead." asks the operator.

...The line goes silent, then a shot is heard by the operator..... BANG !

Paddy's voice comes back on the phone....

"OK! What next ?"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Lmao, what an eejit.

  • Mary
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Alan Partridge? Not a great sense of humor? Pulease

  • 1 decade ago

    I have heard it before, in shorter versions lol, but I don's think its over the top. Its one of those light chuckle jokes.

  • 1 decade ago

    if your asking whether and Irish guy would be offended it really depends on the person. for example my dads Irish and he tells us(me and siblings) way worse Irish jokes

    I think its a pretty good joke anyhow

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  • 1 decade ago

    right, mental note, don't go shooting with paddy, funny

  • 1 decade ago

    It's a good joke and not cruel

  • 1 decade ago

    good joke - heard it before its not cruel though.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehehe the gimp

    lol lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i;ve heard that before...that not cruel

  • 1 decade ago

    brilliant.

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