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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Handy man wanted - Any takers lol?

An Irishman sees a job advert published on a building site, 'handyman

wanted apply within'. So he does and speaks to the foreman.

Foreman: Can you drive a forklift truck?

Irishman: No

Foreman: Can you plaster?

Irishman: No

Foreman: Can you brick lay?

Irishman: No

Foreman: If you don't mind me asking, what's handy about you?

Irishman: I only live five minutes down the road.

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  • wedding41
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    my kind of job, i am good at making tea

  • lalit jain
    1 decade ago

    U KNOW ME Also Like da IRISHMAN CoZ Me TOO Question A LOT TO Ma FRNDS

    HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HA

  • Beacher
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Seen it before, still gives a chuckle though..

  • Quizard
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hehehehehehe me too

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good one, you got me with that ending lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats what i call handy

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    LOL..........funny!!

  • classy!!!
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • Summer
    1 decade ago

    Nice one very good thanks.

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