SURVEY: home-made with love and wholesome goodness.?

1. Yes maam. I'm never going back to the eye doctor.

2. Lots. I like to feel pervy.

3. Coffee (I've never even seen crack - amen).

4. Pssssh. I autograph them.

5. Elevator. No bathroom. It's dirtier somehow .. .

6. I don't have a single cousin.

7. Hells yes.

8. Same reason they do anything else honey - they are stoopid. They can't help it.

9. Tublet is. Well - with me anyway. I'm trying to lure PorkChop on over to the dark side. Who is Schmeckles though? I'm upset that I don't know her.

10. I sure did sweetness. Always a pleasure. ♥

1. did you remember to take your meds today? Not yet. *sad face*

2. how many sausages can you have for breakfast before you start to feel like a perv? Theres only one sausage I enjoy. You know that. But Ill eat it over and over and over again.

3. coffee or crack? Why which one do you got?

4. if nekkid pics of you began circulating around the net would you be upset or flattered? Oh it wouldnt be flatterig.... believe me...

5. would you rather get caught having sex in a stalled elevator or a bathroom stall? Love in an elevator.... Living it up while im going down...

6. is your cousin hot? Shes a cute patute. But shes still jail bait.

7. if you were paying somebody to do it with you and there was a disclaimer saying 'not responsible for lost or damaged property' would you take your chances? Is it you?

8. would do guys joke about wanting to be gynecologists? dont they know that besides regular check ups most of the patients have green discharge? Lots of loose meat samiches Im sure.

9. have you ever wished tublet, pork chop, and schmeckles were gay? The only one i Want to be gay is you... and you are so Im good.

10. did you enjoy yourself as much i did? Always. Muah.

MUAH! <333

1. did you remember to take your meds today?

YES

2. how many sausages can you have for breakfast before you start to feel like a perv?

I DON'T EAT SAUSAGE !!!!!!!!!!

3. coffee or crack?

I LICKED SOME CRACK

4. if nekkid pics of you began circulating around the net would you be upset or flattered?

FLATTERED

5. would you rather get caught having sex in a stalled elevator or a bathroom stall?

BOTH ON THE SAME DAY

6. is your cousin hot?

UMMM YES !!!!! BUT I'VE NEVER TOUCHED HER !!!!

7. if you were paying somebody to do it with you and there was a disclaimer saying 'not responsible for lost or damaged property' would you take your chances?

HELL YEAH !!!!!! TRY AND BREAK IT !!!!

8. would do guys joke about wanting to be gynecologists? dont they know that besides regular check ups most of the patients have green discharge?

NO , I JUST WANT TO BE A CONDOM TESTER !!

9. have you ever wished tublet, pork chop, and schmeckles were gay?

NO , BUT MAYBE BI !!!

10. did you enjoy yourself as much i did?

YES , AND YOU WILL ENJOY THE FIRM LOVE TAP ON THE WAY OUT !!!!!

*giggles at questions*

1. did you remember to take your meds today?

~yes, only cuz i have a bad cold and want to be alert

2. how many sausages can you have for breakfast before you start to feel like a perv?

~what? ...i'll ignore this

3. coffee or crack?

~um....coffee....

4. if nekkid pics of you began circulating around the net would you be upset or flattered?

~~confused....who took the pictures?

5. would you rather get caught having sex in a stalled elevator or a bathroom stall?

~~next one!

6. is your cousin hot?

~~idk, i don't know my cousins

7. if you were paying somebody to do it with you and there was a disclaimer saying 'not responsible for lost or damaged property' would you take your chances?

~~wtf

8. would do guys joke about wanting to be gynecologists? dont they know that besides regular check ups most of the patients have green discharge?

~ick

9. have you ever wished tublet, pork chop, and schmeckles were gay?

~no....why?

10. did you enjoy yourself as much i did?

~i'm creeped out

1. did you remember to take your meds today? YES, NOT THAT IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE...

2. how many sausages can you have for breakfast before you start to feel like a perv? 4

3. coffee or crack? ISN'T COFFEE LIKE CRACK?

4. if nekkid pics of you began circulating around the net would you be upset or flattered? UPSET, I DECIDE WHO SEES THEM!

5. would you rather get caught having sex in a stalled elevator or a bathroom stall? STALLED ELEVATOR... MORE ELBOW ROOM.

6. is your cousin hot? HELL YES!!

7. if you were paying somebody to do it with you and there was a disclaimer saying 'not responsible for lost or damaged property' would you take your chances? YES I WOULD.

8. would do guys joke about wanting to be gynecologists? dont they know that besides regular check ups most of the patients have green discharge? NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT MYSELF!

9. have you ever wished tublet, pork chop, and schmeckles were gay? MAYBE JUST BI.

10. did you enjoy yourself as much i did? YES

thank you for taking time out of your busy answering schedule to take my survey. i hope you have a wonderful day and please feel free to deliver a firm love tap on your way out.

1. did you remember to take your meds today?

no

2. how many sausages can you have for breakfast before you start to feel like a perv?

don't eat meat (but not a hippie)

3. coffee or crack?

crack probably tastes better

4. if nekkid pics of you began circulating around the net would you be upset or flattered?

what is the lighting situation? any airbrushing involved?

5. would you rather get caught having sex in a stalled elevator or a bathroom stall?

bathroom because it's dirtier

6. is your cousin hot?

my cousins are all hot

7. if you were paying somebody to do it with you and there was a disclaimer saying 'not responsible for lost or damaged property' would you take your chances?

hu?

8. would do guys joke about wanting to be gynecologists? dont they know that besides regular check ups most of the patients have green discharge?

no sometimes they do unnecessary surgeries and give you pictures of yourself inside while you're still drugged up and nauseous (and laugh about it)

9. have you ever wished tublet, pork chop, and schmeckles were gay?

that is all I ever wish for

10. did you enjoy yourself as much i did?

I feel like stabbing somebody

1. did you remember to take your meds today? No

2. how many sausages can you have for breakfast before you start to feel like a perv? 20

3. coffee or crack? coffee

4. if nekkid pics of you began circulating around the net would you be upset or flattered? flattered but all of mine don't include my face so no one will know it's me!

5. would you rather get caught having sex in a stalled elevator or a bathroom stall? elevator

6. is your cousin hot? no

7. if you were paying somebody to do it with you and there was a disclaimer saying 'not responsible for lost or damaged property' would you take your chances? 'eh why not

8. would do guys joke about wanting to be gynecologists? dont they know that besides regular check ups most of the patients have green discharge? i have to say i've never had a green discharge! maybe yellow though.....

9. have you ever wished tublet, pork chop, and schmeckles were gay? yes

10. did you enjoy yourself as much i did? it was orgasmic

1. did you remember to take your meds today? i take my birth control at night

2. how many sausages can you have for breakfast before you start to feel like a perv? i had one fat one this morn

3. coffee or crack? i don't like coffee... lol

4. if nekkid pics of you began circulating around the net would you be upset or flattered? i'd be happier if i was in better shape

5. would you rather get caught having sex in a stalled elevator or a bathroom stall? bathroom stall

6. is your cousin hot? my whole family is hot

7. if you were paying somebody to do it with you and there was a disclaimer saying 'not responsible for lost or damaged property' would you take your chances? i can get it for free

8. would do guys joke about wanting to be gynecologists? dont they know that besides regular check ups most of the patients have green discharge? ewwww, makes me think of hawk

9. have you ever wished tublet, pork chop, and schmeckles were gay? they aren't???

10. did you enjoy yourself as much i did? all the time

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1. Yup, but only allergy stuff, nothing like Oxycontin.

2. 10, then I feel like a male slut. (wait, I am a male slut)

3. Crack (a feminine crack)

4. Flattered, but then they are on the net.

5. I've been caught in the bathroom stall...wasn't too bad.

6. Yeah, but I won't go there.

7. NOPE! that is one thing I can't live without.

8. nah, too boring.

9. No, sorry.

10. Yeah.

TAP, TAP, SMACK, SMACK (one little one and one big one for each cheek.)