can you name 5 useless things in your life?

Lets see, ummm,.. two X husbands, rabbit ears for my T.V., last years calander, and that tin foil ball I've been saving but, I have NOOO idea why.

1) cockroaches. ew I don't even see what purpose they serve except to gross people out 2) "the world's going to end in 2012" nonsense. everyone was bugging out about Y2K and the whole time I knew nothing was going to happen 3) superstitions 4) wikiPEEdia (that's what I call it) 5) dog clothes I would not dress my dog. she'd just tear it off anyway. dogs aren't meant to be dressed. a lot of times in pictures, they just look unhappy. I suppose if it's for a contest on holidays a few minutes wouldn't hurt but it just seems wrong to me.

1. my little toes. i mean i got 4 good big toes, what the hell does that little one do?

2. my space, nuff said

3. people that cant take jokes, well maybe there not useless, if it weren't for them id have no one to piss off..

4. red lights and stop signs, i go right threw em any way

5. the pull not push sign on the front door of the deli down the street. i always end up trying to push it open any way.

Husbands sister, and i'm not meaning mean believe me! That would only be the most useless. She takes up the five.

shoes, my lazy art teacher, my love handles, old birthday and christmas cards, and my hall pass from earlier today. There. Man that was harder than I thought. Good question.

My appendix

My cookbook (I burned my floor once fixing pancakes)

My check register

Most of my ex's

The little sticky thingy on the windsheild of my car that tells me when my car oil needs to be chaged.(a date, or a certain # of miles....both long gone)

These 5 workout books on my shelf:

I won't name them due to lazy fingertips.

My girlfriend, her 2 sisters & her parents.

lingerie

treadmil

dinning room table

my friend paul

my savings account

answering this question, my t.v., 99% of the stuff i buy, half of my closet, commercials, and many people