can you list at least 2 symptoms of yahoo answer addiction?

1/ When your avatar gets hit on more, and gets more makeovers than I do...(and more showers)

and my avatar lost weight, got a new hairdo, and went on vacation to some island..and all I got was a T-shirt...and a warm chair.

2/ You have given up on your other addictions to go on yahoo..

like wild nights at the strip club..

watching reality shows..while eating lots of pretzels and nachos...(I have missed two seasons of the bachelor, and why am I not watching idol right now,,what is wrong with me??)

I need to start up drinking and gambling again,,and get off of this computer !!!

Your meals become "as soon as I finish with Y!A".

You're up until way past what USED to be your regular bedtime.

You miss your favorite TV show(s) (I only have one - Simpsons) on a regular basis.

You don't feed the cat(s) and/or dog(s) until you're done checking in with Y!A in the morning. BAD human, BAD!

You keep track of ALL of your questions and answers until they are long dead and buried.

You multi-task with both tasks being Y!A.

I'm getting depressed, enough already. Glad I don't actually DO any of these!

You classify people you know on here as your real friends.

You go on here at least 8 times a day =P

As soon as you have a problem, uupp you know! Let's go to Y!A to find the answer.

I suffer from at least two of these lol.

you miss you favorite TV show b/c you forget while answering

you sit at the computer even when you need to get up and P

you keep returning to the computer multiple times an hour

you start knowing stuff about the people on Y!A

You miss some sleep b/c you are answering

you eat in front of the computer

your life becomes ....Y!A

ok ...

If you dream about it ...

or if you go around in real life thumbs uping people or thumbs downing them .... or trying to star them.

Or .... if you try to report someone for chatting or talking bad in real life. ( I never report, that was for those who do)

Quarter past midnight before an exam which may effect the course of your life and I'm still here!

Dreams are about Y!A

Thinks up 'cool' questions during work hours

1. level 4 or above

2. at least 5 hours a day on Y answers

3. 400+ contacts

4. 1,000 questions

5. 1,000 answers

Your on Yahoo Answers on a Friday night [:

I'm over it and

I'm over it

but back in the old days wooooooooooowwwwwww

hahaha

I wouldn't go to work

and I didn't care about anything, I was soooo addicted and now I'm kinda paying for it!

I repented and now I have to go on!

But stupidity will get us nowhere!

1. You've bathe ever since 5:30 am to go to school and its 10:03 and you haven't visited the bathroom all because you're on YA! answering questions.

2.

The desire for just one more.

Unable to walk away.

Getting up in the middle of the night to go potty and turning on the computer and staying here for the rest of the night.