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Can you read the whole joke?
Ok here is the joke and can you read the whole thing?
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
yea this joke is so funny i can't stop laughing lol!!!!!!!!! hope ya'll loved it
10 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
heeheehee!omg!
that was funny!
i did it!read the whole joke!
- ?Lv 45 years ago
matching hair and eye color doesn't mean a thing. Dude, Don't text her now, just don't keep texting her and texting her. If she hasn't texted back wait a day or two until she texts back. She probably only thinks of you as a really good friend. I can read people pretty easily, and if he is supposedly the hottest guy in the grade and she is the hottest girl in the grade then well thats a pretty much couple. Unless you do something instead of wondering, and hoping. Invite her to do something like watch a movie at home or theaters, go swimming, DO SOMETHING! You really want her then you need to do something cause obviously she'll move on since shes the "hottest" girl in school. good luck mister. =) Oh don't act obsessed with her such as constant texting, or saying why didn't you do this, just go with the flow, cause then she'll think your easily controlled.
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- copperLv 51 decade ago
I read the whole thing. Do you want me to tell you they could not have thrown the stuff out the window because they all were in a plane?
