Where can I trade my 5 year old son in for a 1 year old daughter?

China - do it quickly, before they drown the girl.

Poll: sulfuric acid bath

Chuck E. Cheese may be a lucrative place, but it would be more of a "take a baby girl and leave your son behind with a note" instead of an actual trade. Your son will be fine as long as you give him a lot of tokens to show how much you love him. Just remember that you can't trade back when your 15 year old daughter comes home pregnant, or becomes a stripper. You are on your own.

You can trade him in at my house. I have a 10 month old girl that I would be more than happy to trade with you for.

You should send him to her house (or room or whatever) at 1 in the morning to o this Soulja Boy dance for her. It should give her wonderful dreams! And make sure he takes the song along with him!!!

I really don't know where you can trade him for a daughter...but why would you want to...girls grow up to have attitudes and are very moody...boy may have cooties but they don't seem to have the attitudes girls have....and for the grandmother make her keep him for a week and let her deal with him while you take a rest....

Punishment! I teach all my grandkids the step dances just to have fun. I love 5 yr olds. They know everything in their little minds but have only been on earth for 5 years. At least she didn't teach them how to shake their money makers!

I can't help you with the 1 year old, but how about a 10 1/2 year old girl? She's read all 7 Harry Potter books, and quotes them non-stop. When I make ANY suggestion, she looks at me like I'm a puddle of foulness she's accidentally run upon in a rubbish heap. Oh, and she is fully in the grips of puberty, meaning she exhibits severe PMS symptoms 24/7. Please, please allow me to bask in boy cooties.

As for your mother, "Revenge is a dish better served cold." In time you'll be able to choose her nursing home. Go for the cheap one.

Only if you give him to me... I need a son to teach to rule the world and let's face it I'm not reproducing fast enough

She needs to be forced to listen to Hansen for 3 days straight or you can always threaten her with the old folks home... I tell my mom every time she pisses me off that's where I'm putting her!

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. She WHAT??? You have to break her arms now. I'm sorry. There is just no good excuse for that.

I have a two year old son and a 5 year old daughter. I have massive amounts of cootie spray for my daughter so she's now immune. I can send you some cootie spray so you can keep your son.

I am proud of my skin houn..err...polite, well adjusted boys. They are now adults, can wipe, can sing, can dance, can pick up girls and dump 'em at the drop of a hat for a new one..

And they NEVER had cooties. Only the gurrls had cooties.

Yep they are MY boys. {beaming smile}

I'll take 'em..teach him right. Soulja boy my asssssss....um..yeah.

I got around this difficult decision by dating a guy with an adorable daughter.

See, my kid's 7, so he's getting too old to sell or trade.

What!!!! You gotta be kidding,

Who cares if the boy knows soulja boy, its cute!!