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A man goes into a restaurant and ordered a starter.The waitress brings him a bowl of soup but the man notices?

she has her thumb stuck in it.When the soup is finished the waitress suggests beef stew as a main course.The man agrees but when she brings the stew to the table he notices she has her thumb stuck in that too.Once the stew is finished the waitress suggests hot apple pie as a dessert.The man agrees,but again the waitress bring him his plate with her thumb stuck in his food."look!"says the man."I wasnt going to mention it,but every time you bring food to my table you've got your thumb stuck in it."

"Sorry"says the waitress."But my thumb's got an infection.My dr says I have to keep it in a warm,moist place." "Well,why not stick it up your@ss!"says the man.The waitress replies."Where do you think I've been putting it when I'm in the kitchen?"

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There My Duckies Pls enjoy,no nasties Pls.

Have a wonderfull Easter weekend.xxx

Love yeah all.xxx

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hey, good one, Wonderstar. Thanks for perking up the public holiday. It is a matter of Yum, yum, bubblegum, stick your finger . . .

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant joke

    Well worth a star

    Thanks

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    very funny!!! particularly as I was having similar pronunciation problems with my 7 yr old the other day

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very good, whats the name of the restaurant...so I can avoid it.....have a star...and happy Easter...Toe.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ew ew ew ew ew.

    It was cool though, hehe.

    I think the health inspectors skipped that restaurant.

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Excellent one Wonderstar.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Happy Easter Elmarie.!!!

    Cheers.!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAo

    funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG thats soooo clever

    real funny!!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ahahahahaah nasty but I love it lmao

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