Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Trending News

Promoted
Jake5282
Jake5282 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Men you ever come home drunk to a mad wife?

A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.

"Out drinking again!?" she says. "How much money did you spend this time?"

"$100," answers the man.

"$100!" she shouts. "That's ridiculous, spending that much in one night!"

"Easy for you to say," he replies. "You don't smoke, you don't drink, and you have your own *****."

16 Answers

Relevance
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I am never mad. I tell my husband to get drunk so he will leave me alone. It's not fun to have sex with a drunk.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    WoW!!! Well I thought MY husband was a mommas boy! You have married yourself to a very immature mommas boy. The bible even says a man is to leave his parents and cleave to his wife. You can't live as a married couple and make a family if he only wants to be up under his momma forever. Is he still breastfeeding? Maybe thats why he is there all the time LOL. Sorry but for real, you will spend the rest of your marriage in competition with his mother if you don't put a stop to it now. I'm dealing with that now and its a no win situation. I definitely think you need to consider other options and look for a man who is more on your level.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Unfortunately My wife has ( many years ago) seen me drunk, quite a few times, but has never complained. For some years now, I have never drank alcohol. Have seen the light. LOL ( of day)

  • Λиδѓεy™
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    LOL! I am not married yet and I have never been drunk. Nonetheless it is a good joke!

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • lucky s
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hi I will be careful on week end,man we have Euro here.

  • Broken Tiger.
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Lmao. we females have to stand up and know where the money is going. star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very Funny!! I wonder what was the most money??

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no im 13 years old so im not married or i cant drink and ill never drink

  • Hugs from Sugar bug
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That was Soooo funny. I guess he had a good night . LOL LOL .

  • melissa h
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yeah, it's amazing we leave the house!LOL!!

    -Mel

  • Show more answers (6)
Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.