What should be my first order of business when going back on the market?

Me and Hawk. Pretty please. ♥

You need to go out on a few play dates to get back into the swing of things. They might still become serious, but at least with a play date, you will not feel the pressure. I have a lot of experience in making women happy on the first dates, those second dates normally get me into trouble. Guess I should wait further before I bring out the fuzzy handcuffs.

Wanna hang out and neck?

List the things you are looking for in a man. I'll get you started.

1. Sweater vest

2. glasses

3. Owns a stapler (this to weed out people who don't own staplers)

That's pretty much it.

OK, gotta go reload the Swingline.

Make certain the carpet matches the drapes, you've passed the Free Clinic exam, and you have all your coupons for The Sizzler current.

Good luck, Wondie..

Demand no less than $2000. Then you can go up from there.

Get yourself a real dynamic wing/woman...Me, me, me!

The two of us together can enrapture triple the amount of dates we could alone....Lets start with Hawk and Charlotte.

It is much better first to know the kind of bussiness are Intrested with.

Getting yourself a sexy male secretary and a large desk in your private office.

Shave?

Remember that your "Lasso of Truth" can be an effective dating tool.

Total domination. I'll hook you up with some bulk body bags.