My 5 year old will be coloring Easter eggs for the first time?

That's all. Just pop some of your more colorful sores onto the eggs, then hide them in various corners of his cage.

Just send him to a neighbor's house with $5 and a note pinned to his shirt explaining that since mommy gave up the good stuff she has to drink double of the cheap $hit, and is now too sick and drunk to color eggs with the kid.

Some dye would be a good idea. Now don't forget to boil the eggs or they just won't come out right. Oh and vinegar. add to water to help soften shells and some colours call for it. :D and I'll take a double shot of whiskey.

coloring stuff. and do yourself a favor. call a sitter and go out. little kids with easter eggs and coloring sets not good.

You should dress up as the easter bunny and take pics w/ all the neighborhood kids (charge $5 per pic)

Walk into any grocery store and you'll see boxes of egg dye. Most popular brand is PAAS.

does no-one understand that I claim the Cub while the MRS is away?

I thought you gave up the good stuff months ago? Just give the kids some markers and have at it..

If my kids even expected me to play with them or color eggs with them I would immediately beat them down real fast and in a hurry. Who does your son think he is anyway? I would tell him when he learns to breakdance he can then have special privileges

You should really practice first by dyeing your boobies like easter eggs...maybe add some designs, patterns, or stickers....tassels would work too.....what was the question?

Why would you go and give up the good stuff?

Easter comes every year, you can catch another one!

Edit....I'm under GCG again, and the wife is gone....BOOYA!