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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Where is your heart? (joke)?

An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.

After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.

Later on that day, she was admitted to the hospital with gunshot wounds to her kneecap.

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I haven't heard this one in a while.

Update:

Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.

Update 2:

@Dawna's On The Crazy Train

umm... please don't tell me you're speaking from experience.

Update 3:

@Reba

Oh, I've got a bunch of old geezer jokes you can get back at them with if you want.

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  • chloe1st
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    LOLOLOL Yeah and I still have a bad limp!

    *STAR 4 U

  • Reba GG
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    If you haven't heard this one in a while then you're luckily not getting the same old jokes my email buddies keep sending me. Now I'll have to find the one about the 85 yr man in the bar......and compare notes ......I'll pass on the old geezer jokes thank you very much....but I'll surely check out the rest of your questions!

  • mesmerized
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Nearly as funny as watching a 5 inch hamster move a 6 inch dog biscuit through a series of 2 inch diameter tunnels...

    but not quite...

    M : )

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Any woman with big ones who's breast fed knows you don't have to wait until you're 83 for those kinds of results. lol

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  • It's a Jungle in Here
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ah, things to look forward to -- maybe I'll choose a different method.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LAUGH MY FREAKING A*S OFF!

    I'm glad I was drinking water this time, or any fluids for that matter.

    I would have need more paper towel to wipe the computer screen.

    lol. I need to take precautions when reading your jokes. :P

  • Ï †h®øw PëãÑü†§ Ć Ø£d £ãDïE§
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    took me an hour..

    still couldnt work it out.

    Took a look at the mirror......

    hahahahahahahaha funny blooooooldy hahahahahahaha

  • Nathaniel
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Ah yes, bigggg saggy boobs can be a problem, lol

    Source(s): I'm so glad that I will never have such things ;)
  • em
    1 decade ago

    wow thats funny

  • wishna1
    1 decade ago

    sad but funny

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