The Doctor Assistant Joke?

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A Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the Clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients. Yes, sir...... answers Hassoun.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: So Hassoun, how was your day?. Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.

The first one had a headache and I gave him TYLENOL. Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?

The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir. Bravo ya Hassoun ''you're good at this''and the third one?

Sir, I was sitting, suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a "flame" and undresses herself, taking off her bra, "NICE BIG ONES SIR" and then take off her panties "Oh MY GOSH"..... then she jump and sleeps on the table and shouts: "HELP ME since 5 years I have not seen any man!"

And what did you do Hassoun?

It was easy, I put eye drops in her eyes sir!

star it if u like it

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

u r amazing yaar......i can't help laughing..........
gr8 dear..superb.........welll...it was brilliant.....
SO STAR FOR U.....
KEEP POSTING....AND .KEEP ROCKING.......

јзэnүuṩ · Answer

i know one similar...

a pharmacist went out to lunch and he told his assisstant to help any of the customers that come in, a few people come in and he helps them. the pharmacist returns to see a man standing agaisnt a wall looking extremely frightened.
the pharmacist goes to the assisstant and asks him what was wrong with the man, the assisstant says to him, "well he came in and said that he's been coughing all day and he tried everything, but nothing stopped the cough"
so the pharmacist asks him "did you give him cough medicine?"
the assisstant replies "nope, i gave him laxatives."
the pharmacist freak out! 
"why would you give him laxatives?! how is that supposed to help?"

the assisstant looks at the man and back at the pharmacist and says, 
" well now he's too scared to cough"

Anonymous · Answer

thats good! it reminds me of this one: On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "WOMAN - Iron this shirt!" LOL you deserve a star!

Prince · Answer

Hi,

Good One...

Cheers

Anonymous · Answer

I am sorry I can not put a EYE DROP in your question
O.k Question is quite chili

Jason A · Answer

lmfao  that is hilarious and totally worth 100 stars

devajeetkalita · Answer

A great man....iswould say..after all he is playing the role of a doc...tats how docs should be

sads · Answer

hey doctor,   terminate that stupid hassoun and appoint me as ur secretary.  i swear i dont need a salary, i will work for u free.

? · Answer

Funny!!

electralove88 · Answer

lol.its a hassle not knowing proper english!lol

JANANI · Answer

Ya its fine,good & very funny.
KEEP IT UP

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