Has anyone ever been chased by a real hillbilly?

No, but I have had sex with a hillbilly. I find their mating rituals fascinating.!!

Yes, a group of them tried to run me off a country road. I was pretty scared, so I didn't really enjoy it. Not even secretly.

everyday of my waking life. and yes i live to be chased by the real hillbilly.

yeah my cousin(a hillbilly) chased me through bushes with a tractor xD.. and i totally enjoyed it.

yes i guess you could say that i have! I mean after that puberty unit my class had in 6th grade this mental kid has just always stared at me, he's creepy, he never blinks. and after lunch when i was heading to one of my classes he started after me chanting something very desterbing...ever since i run to a hinding spot whenever i see him..O_o

Yes, but luckily I had a couple of books in the car. They fled in fear when I threw "Green Eggs and Ham" at them.

Happens all the time in WV!! lol I'm just kidding, but that's prolly what everyone thinks

yes and yes i enjoyed running around i am a hillbilly myself

Nope. The majority of people I work with are hill folk.

Technically I am one because my grandfather was a West Virginia coal miner.

You mean by ones in a pickup truck like in "Forrest Gump?"