What is one of the funniest things that has happened to you within the past two years?

I was at my friends house and we got in our pj's.We had three full cups of fanta on a DVD rack thing..There was a sleeping bag on the floor so she slipped and grabbed the DVD rack and fell onto the floor!The glasses were wobbling and we could of stopped it but the glasses eventually slipped so all three cups fell on her...It was hilarious!!

1. I get to see rarely-seen friends tomorrow. 2. My society and environment teacher was away for the whole week. 3. it was a beautiful day today. the sun was golden-like and it just made me feel so radiant! (4. i'm finally moving on from something i've gone through for straight 8 months. and that relatives are well after the storm that passed by their town. )

This probably isn't super funny, but I guess you had to be there to see it.

At my dance studio I'm kind of known as the 'bug killer' I guess. Whenever the younger dancers are freaking out about a mosquito, spider or whatever I kill it, mainly to get them to stop complaining.

Well one day I came into the studio and there was this huge spider at the very top of the mirror. Nobody would kill it and they were all freaking out, so I went over to kill it only to realize I couldn't reach it, being the shortie that I am. So I asked the only boy in our class to kill it and instead of just killing it he picked me up so I could reach the spider all because he didn't want to touch it! I was cracking up because he couldn't handle a simple spider. To make matters a little funnier, he put me on the ground so quick (he wanted the spider as far away from him as possible) that I ended up dropping the tissue and it hit him right in the face. And then I ended up falling right into him while he was freaking out. It was slightly funny but slightly embarassing at the same time.

Let me just say, a room full of screaming ballet girls, a freaked out boy, a very confused dance teacher who just came in when everyone started screaming and of course me (who was laughing hysterically) is defintally a sight to see. Like I said, you had to be there to see the chaos. It was hilarious...even though I was the only one laughing ;).

LOL! He held out his pizza to you? lol, nice. IDK, I a lot of funny things have happened in the past two years. I live with a bunch of naturally funny people. Well, last week, I went to a party and my cousins were there. They left for Germany a year ago, and I haven't seen 'em in a long time. Well, my youngest cousin, Matthew (he's, like, 5) was crying because he punched my little brother by accident, and we tried to make him apologize, so he started crying. So to try to get him to stop crying, my little brother, Jacob, and his friend, Kevin, put their arm around each other's shoulder, went up to Matthew (who was just starting to calm down) and said, "YOU'RE MY BEEEST FRIEND!!" in unison, and then Matthew started crying all over again. lol, you should've been there it was so funny. Oh, and my history teacher is pretty funny when it comes to animals. He's traveled to all different places American and he's been around a lot of animals. He's got a lot of funny stories about cows and geese. Oh, here's another one! One kid in my grade, Evan, was telling this story after Halloween. So he went to this guy's house, right? The guy was just working on his house, you know, like yard work, and then Evan goes up to him and is like, "Trick-or-treat!" Well, the guy is like, "Oh... right... it's Halloween. Hang on a sec." So the guy goes into his house, closes the garage, locks the doors, shuts his blinds, turns off all the lights and pretends he's not home! LOL! Evan was like, "wtf???" LOL

okay..

This was so humilating last year, but now its funny. It was Meatball Day at school :). Yum!! So anyhoo, i was eating a meatball sandwich and.......choked on a meatball. I was coughing and try to swallow it. I ran to the trash can and try to spit it out. Then my aunt (who worked with the school) came and gave me the Himich (sp!)

Wanna know the worst part?? In was in fornt of half the school,, and my crush. Most people have forgotten about it, but a few meanies always laugh at me whenever meatballs are for lunch.

So yeah, thats my story XD

At least i can laugh at myself, :)

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JB!

Thanks for answering my question.

The funniest thing... happened today. Wel two things that were both embarassing but since no one knows who i am on here it doesn't matter LOL.

1. I was sick so my mom and I went to the doctors. The doctor asked me if I had a runny nose and a cough. I misheard him and though he said "will you make your noce run for me and cough". I started coughing to demonstrate how sick i was, but just looked strangely, lik e"so oyu really want me to make my nose run for you o.O?

2. Uhh, after we went to the doctor's we headed for the pharmacy for my prescription. My mom wanted be buy tampons lol, but she seriously went crazy when she saw a good deal on them (don't ask-_-). She loaded up our cart, then made ME carry it to the check out counter, while she was peering around the corner to check for people she knew. Seriousl,y it was embarassing! I was a sick child who looked half dead carrying a cart of 8 tampon packages to the check out counter.

Hope you enjoyed those embarassing moments LOL. They jsut happened a few hours ago:P

haha on hols in salue i met a friend there nd we were up stairs at the shop buying sweets and the day before there was notices in the lifts and at reciption that the fire alarm will be tested and we didnt see it and were up stairs and it went off and while evberyine else was calm carryin on with waeva we droped wa we had and ran down the stairs screamin fire ahhhhhh nd then we got to receiption and the manager was lyk no no no fire haha it was soo funny every1 was staring at us for agesss s

Well I just got out of the BR ( they don't really clean them + sticky floors) and toilet paper got stuck on the bottom of my shoe and this guy was like '' ___ YOU got something on you shoe'' and I looked but could not see it.......so I walked in my classroom and _____.

Whatever!?

well it was my friends bd party and we had this huge water ballon fight.

my best friend forgot her swimsuit so i gave her my extra one. the bra was kinda too big for her so she got hit by the waterballon straing into her boop and her bra slipped aside but she didnt notice (i wasnt around so i couldnt tell her) and kept on running around like that untill the guy who liked her screamed: YOUR BOOP!! and than everyone including me turned and noticed... it was really embaracing but we are still having fun remembering it...

umm.. i have a really funny life. like really funny.

well.. let me think of something. Ok so the other day.. one of my friends, Nick, (he wants to be a comedian when he gets older), he was like head-butting people and he would like start charging them. So like it was at lunch, and this kid, Alex, was bending over to like tie his shoe or something and Nick head butts him and he falls down and then was like.. wtf and then he started like chasing nick and they started like wrestling and like running threw people who werent even in their way, and Nick like jumped over this really really short kid. And so they both ended up on the floor and you could see Alex's underwear.. so i gave him a weggie, and HIS UNDERWEAR RIPPED! sooooooooooooo funny.

ok i have another one. so i was walking in the hallways during passing time. and this locker was like kinda closed and then it moved a little bit.. and i was like " is there like a kid in there or something" so i opened the locker.. AND THERE WAS! it was soo funny.

and one time i was at the mall and my friend was like.. lets go to claires, and i was like.. (just kidding) CLAIRES IS FOR SEVEN-YEAR OLD POSERS! and right when i said that.. this one girl with a claires bag walked by and like looked like she was gonna cry. it was soooooooooo funny. and then my friend yelled.. I'M A SEVEN YEAR OLD POSER! i was gonna die laughing. =]

i have a really funny life. lol =]

cool question. ill star you! =]