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If you were a snake, what kind of snake would you be?

Would you be all cute and cuddly with your human or would you be mean and nasty or would you just go "ick, i'm a snake, i'm going to kill myself"?

Update:

Me? I'm a Black Mamba.

Update 2:

am too ms nono. on my mother's side.

Update 3:

sniff. my other mother, the one you don't know.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Slipray! Massasuaga Rattler .

    I could swim all day

    watch the campers play

    frizzbie spinning, jumping snatching

    smell the steak and burger

    on the barbay

    eating hotdogs

    by the fire logs

    catch a hot s'more

    if it came my way

    Skim the top of the lake

    Like a skipping rock,

    add more skips

    to the boy who tries to give up

    Saying

    I can't do this Pop.

    Race the men out

    to the end rock

    swirl around the girls

    giggling about

    the boy on the dock

    Having fun don't run

    Just stay away from my husband

    cause he's the mean one.

    Poison, red line

    climbing

    Up to your heart,

    get outta this park,ya feckers.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Boa Constrictor

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Corn snake

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The very word snake makes me break out in a rash - it's all my worst nightmares and phobias. So I'd had to vote for "kill myself".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You know, I feel like I am just a snake in the grass

  • 1 decade ago

    Coral snake

  • 7 years ago

    I'd be a rough scaled python! I'm rare, interesting, weird, one of a kind, and unknown to much of the world! I'm one of those snakes that has a category of its own! I'm also strong, love to climb, and my bite is not to be underestimated! I have beautiful bright minty eyes and warm, milk chocolately brown scales(hair)! Odds are, you'll never meet another like me.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Just a plain innocent green snake.. not wanting to harm anyone. I actually caught one of these with my bare hands and held it...Not scared of snakes..

  • 1 decade ago

    Diamond-back Viper.

  • 1 decade ago

    A trouser snake.

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