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Not all funeral services are the same?

A funerel service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan... They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then she dies.

Once again a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, " Watch that wall !!!".

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Haha, O, those men!

    Da's een goei!!

    Happy Easter!, groetjes van Chantal.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    i believe that is your choice one of the last you will have carried out in this life, and your choice should be honored. or you could impose legal sanction that would direct the proceeding. and frankly a funeral is all about memories! how many have you attended and the groups of people are saying hey remember when ( BILLY,BOB,SUE,TOM) did this or that.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hello my friend!

    This joke is very nice!

    I like it then I give you a little star and big kisses for you ;-))

    Good night!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Okay...

    here's one for you...

    What's the difference between Watergate

    and Zippergate?

    At least this time, there's no doubt about

    the identity of "Deep Throat."

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  • 1 decade ago

    Thats really funny!!!!

    hahaha

    have a star =]=]

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Absolutely brilliant thanks

    Star for you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bonsoir, mon Cher Ami !

    (*)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    pfff !!! what a suspence , why din't he crash that wall down ! bloody fool

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha. I liked it.

  • 1 decade ago

    hehe thats great!!!!

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