What do you think of these things that people actually wrote on their Job application forms?

"Personal: I`m married with nine children. I don`t require prescription drugs."

"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don`t let them know of my immediate availability."

"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I`m a class act and do not come cheap."

"Note: Please don`t misconstrue my 14 jobs as "job-hopping." I have never quit a job."

"Number of dependants: 40."

"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."

"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

REASONS FOR LEAVING LAST JOB;

"responsibility makes me nervous."

"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning.

Couldn`t work under those conditions."

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES;

"Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep."