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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

old man young bride?

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better..

I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.

What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.

One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake.

When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.

He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead.

What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    That's excellent, well done.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Go for it. There are many genuine couples which have been "mail order". I think the majority of women that are apart of such arrangements want the same things you do, kids, security, a roof over their heads, a better life, and a partner they can rely on. One friend corresponded with a lady for a couple of years and caught up with her on overseas trips etc. They got to know each other, he didn't just point at face in a catalogue and order a woman. I don't think in principle there is any wrong with it. And I don't believe "many men who do this are jerks who have to look overseas because they treat women like crap". I there is a range of reasons why men do this. But there is risks, and there are unscrupulous people out there so be careful

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Its only the same as old bride young groom however I think it is a bit wrong marrying or go out with some one with the age gap being so big

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well funny!

    It's like a "grudge" baby....

    Someone had it in for him!

    congrats and a star!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol funny i get it thats excellent

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol - funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Best Joke I have ever heard!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha very funny... Keep em coming!

  • 1 decade ago

    very nice

  • 1 decade ago

    good one I will have to remember this one

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