You know you're getting old when .....?

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

Your childhood toys are now in a museum.

Your new recliner has more options than your car.

"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.

Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot

You forget approximately the old crone staring in the replicate is you.once you're able to get on steps to get on your horse.once you think of 5 dollars will fill the tank with "extreme try" once you definitely use the AARP card for savings.once you now not placed on sleeveless outfits.once you start up off calling the refrigerator an "ice container"lower back.while the foremost coloration on your closet is black for each and all the funerals you attend.Ain't it relaxing.

You no longer recognize the artists and songs in the Top 10 charts.

They say when police start to look like school kids is when you are getting old!

When parents tell their children to "Give the money to the lady."

And you're only 18.

You go to the funerals of your contemporaries. I have two to attend over the next week.

people start accusing you of going through a mid-life crisis! I'm getting that a-lot lately:(

Your 'libido' begins to wane, and, the Missus makes an extra cup of cocoa for her toyboy!

Kiwigirl i'm lmfao at your answer, girl i luv watching that, hehe

ok to answer your question...... you stop dancing around your house...well i guess i will never get old cause i luv doing that!!

:)

when you think of the past being just 5 or 7 years ago, but in reality, its more like 15-17 years ago.... time just flies by.......