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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Would you punch this guy in the face? (joke)?

Two guys walk into a bar. The one guy turns to the other guy and shouts, "I slept with your mother!" The whole bar goes quiet to see the guys reaction. The second guy just turns and looks at the other guy. So the guy shouts, "I slept with your mother!" again. The second guy calmly says, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahaha!! realkly was expecting something different!! that is wat makes it funny!!

    hajha good one

  • Lol, thats a funny one. Yeah, I'd prolly punch the guy in the face for embarassment.

  • ATP
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Okay, isn't funny. Didn't even smile. If I was this guy, I wouldn't punch him in the face because he is my dad and is drunk and doesn't know what he is talking about.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's funny, maybe I've heard it before but it's still funny

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  • ROFL! That's the funniest joke of the batch, i've never heard it before.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's funny...I think I've heard it before...but it's still funny...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    nononono...thats funny

    hehe

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha!

    That was awesome.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha that's great

    I love you bebop

  • 1 decade ago

    good one

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