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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Man with No arms and No Legs?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is:

(each number is a different answer)

1. swimming

2. waterskiing

3. in a hole

4. on your doorstep

5. hanging on your wall

6. in your mailbox?

1. Bob

2. Skip

3. Phil

4. Matt

5. Art

6. Bill

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    hahah funny, havent heard those before. lol so tahts great.

  • 1 decade ago

    lmfaooo thats funnyyy!!! omg im gonna tell that to people lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

    wow you idiots that dont get it. what happens when you put a man with no arms in a hole? the hole gets FILLED [phil]

    what is it called when you have a painting on your wall? ART!!

    What do you always get in the mail? BILL

    what do you have on your doorstep? A MAT

    what is a man without any arms or legs really doing when hes water skiing? SKIPPING

    what is it called when your swimming without the use of arms or legs? BOBBING

    wow you people are dumb....

  • 1 decade ago

    7. Singing = Mike

    8. Gladiator = Glutemus Maximus

    9. Orgy = Willy

    10. Letter Sorter = Frank

  • 5 years ago

    Good imagination. But knocking door was not so appealing. I feel some better though can be taken from other viewers too.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Cute. What do you call a man with no arms or legs?

    ....wait for it.........married.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol thats cute, I understand it lol :-D

  • 1 decade ago

    cute

  • 1 decade ago

    kind of funny, pretty clever though

    -meredith

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cute cute cute.... love it.... you gotta really think about this.... it takes logic and thinking litterally and not just thinking about names.

  • 1 decade ago

    i dont get this:

    Bob, Skip, or why it has to be people without arms or legs........

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