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chloe1st
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chloe1st asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Mr. President?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion

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  • Gruntled Employee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    hehe brought a smile to my face. have a star!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha, thats heaka funny! I wanna post a question on those kinda of jokes! Ausome!

  • RA
    1 decade ago

    funny joke, it is... but frankly, I laughed harder at myself when I finally realized it was just a joke and not a question...

    Thanks for the pick me up!

  • butterfliesRfree
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I read this one on here a while ago and shared it with people -- but it's STILL HILARIOUS!!!

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  • Buzzy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Badum, tish!

    Source(s): lol, good one!
  • mkboda
    1 decade ago

    lmao. good 1

  • ♫♪Panic! at Nabisco♪♫
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol thats a funny!

  • Susarella
    1 decade ago

    Need any more be said?

  • DUNG V N
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    heheh lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha, surprisingly, not all that out there.

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