Poll: What does this quote mean ...?

I'm not sure, I stopped reading at the work cock.

It means that The Cat is having Chicken for Dinner tonight, no doubt about it. The Cat will be steadfast in his pursuit of that darn bird and make that statement true. That's what it means! Darn bird, The Cat needs his beauty sleep! I'll show that cock!

Kind of sounds like a farmers creed. The rooster crows to wake the farmer to do his thing. Although most farmers I know are up before the cock crows. :D

It means Wonder must fly in and silence the darned rooster, who is waking Pocket up because he has a wicked hangover.

When you are out there, pick up some eggs from the henhouse and I'll make you a nice omelet.

It means...

(And know forewith, that I am currently being serious, and I need you to know... that I know the answer to this question like no other, because I took six years of college classes before I finally got my Journalism and English degree, and now you must bear with me while I finally get to impart this great amount of educational wisdom to you, thus for the first time, exorcising the "wonder demon" college knowledge that I have so ineptly utilized until now, and so...

I will give you the true answer to your question...

"When you wake up in the morning...and you are deeply depressed, and feeling mightily hungover, and you are feeling like the entire universe is conspiring against you, and wishes you to never have sex again...

...know that you must be a "Strong and Vigilant Knight of the She Bang Roundtable," for it is written in the books of old, that "He Who Keeps His Sense of Humor, Even Unto The Light of The Sacred Morn, Shall Forever Be The Man Who...

...Be steadfast and true...Coo Coo Cachoo!

Eateth your breakfast fast Wonder Cat, before the dog doth eateth it.

The chicken is setting a good example for hard work and dedication.

Basically it's saying if the chicken can work hard then so can you.

If my dear,pudgy kitty wasn't so zooked on catnip,maybe she could figure it out for herself!You're getting out of control with it,Won!CHILL on the catnip[soothes purring kitty] It'll be okay...

"When you hear the rooster crow early in the morning, he is telling you to accomplish the day."

It's still too early to ponder questions with "eth" words.