Poll: if your dog could ask a question on yahoo anwers:polls and surveys what would he ask?

Why can't I eat whatever I want all the time, like humans do?

Why do the humans think that we, dogs, are the most stupid thing on the planet? Really we will bite your head off if we want! So bow down and lick us!

Should I bite his azz and never let go?

How annoying and lazy can one human be..

It would be a survey of course.

Poll: Bi ch or Female Dog?

What would be the best way to sneak under the covers on my mom's bed without getting caught and if I got caught, what would be my best escape route...

What kind of dog food do your owners feed you?

IDK female dog asking for a bitches(female dog) united support group to talk about being a single mother, were r the treats r, ect.

He would prob. ask what all the barks about?

Or ask ... Do you think the "reporters" bark is worse than the bite?

Or ask ... Whose sniffin' what?

IDK

What celebrity do you think has the best smelling butt?

why arent i aloud to chace cats