Before buying a BMW or Mercedes?

LMAO Jimbo!! You have NEVER asked a better question. This is a 100% complete and accurate description of most BMW and Mercedes drivers. You can throw Porches in there as well. (*Note: I put in the word "most" for Spookys sake!) ;-)

And those who live here in Southern California are the absolute bottom of the barrel worst ... attitude and all.

This is exactly why I drive a full size V8 crew cab Chevy truck ... other than my country roots I bought my vehicle for the sole purpose of being able to drive right over the tops of these idiots when they piss me off. Yep ... just hit the gas and play bumper cars when they double park as well.

And lastly ... you go ahead and tailgate my V8 you snotty morons. When I hit the brakes I'll end up with a small dent in my rear bumper ... you'll end up with that $60,000 engine in your lap.

That German Engineered over priced pile of metal ain't got nothin' on my American made "eat Mercedes and Beemers for lunch" work horse.

Giddy yup!

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Gotta give respect, when respect is due. lol..those are some fine automobiles. I give them respect on the road. They wanna speed by me and cut me off, go head' baby, you have the horsepower to do that. lol..you wanna high beam me to let me know to get the f*ck outta your way, I will gladly switch lanes for you. you wanna park illegally, no prob with me. But when you slam into a pole or a guardrail going 130 mph..don't come back from the dead looking for me cuz i was kind enuf to let u pass. And, when u get that $185 ticket in the mail, hey u should've parked with the rest of us..ha!

But of course. It actually was implied, but lately some dorks have not been following the rules that go with "I'm better than you so frick off" That has necessitated first time buyers signing an iron clad contract.

Now where are my keys...

to my '68 bug. Sigh.

Oh! What a sweeping statement!, not every Mercedes drivers drive like that! Especially us grown ups who care about other peoples safety, our own, our childrens and like our cars to look smart!

I dont know cause i dont own a BMW but i own a Mustang and i believe i signed that same contract!

I don't know. I drive a Bentley and usually prefer just running commoners over.

All of the above

all except B are correct. i made sure there was plenty of room all around me. commoners are not allowed to fraternize or get too close.

It's the reason I didn't buy one. I couldn't abide by those rules. Oh, I'm poor too so....

I like the high beam thing

Mornin' . . . . . . or evening to you.