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Three boys were walking home from school one day. All of a sudden, they saw a naked lady sunbathing so of course, they stopped to look. Then, right out of the blue, one of the kids takes off running.
The next day, they see the same lady, and again, the same kid takes off running.
On the third day they stop to see the lady, and she is still there. But this time, before the kid can run away, his two friends grab him by the arm, and they ask him: "What's the matter, don't you like looking at naked women?"
And the kid replies, "Yeah, but my mommy told me that if I look at a naked woman too long, I'll turn to stone; and I felt something getting hard."
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22 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I hope you dont mind snow kid, but I know some people who can't get on Y|A easily: blind, handicapped, etc...
I st@le your joke to send it to them and cheer them up.
I'm not claiming credit though:
I sign the ones I "Borrow":
"From Snow Kid"!
You're making the world better.
1 laugh at a time!
- BartoniLv 71 decade ago
That's the problem with the bare necessities of life. There hard to take!! Liked the joke....... lots of smiles.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahahaha. Very funny!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yeah I've heard this one at least a hundred times.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
"Humor looked in the mirror and saw Love."
- Joseph Almond
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Good on ya.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
that was funny u get a star
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahaha! Smart mum! maybe i can use that trick to my younger bro =P