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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Why does the traffic light turn red?

You would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    corny, but sadly still made me smile =)

  • senn
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    ..Its a traffic signal....if the red light turns it says--Stop"

    if the green light turns it says----Go'

    If the orange light -----It says Get ready to start!

  • 1 decade ago

    Very cheesy joke! It sounds like a 3rd grader made this up.

    Still kinda funny though.

  • 1 decade ago

    I agree with NY much? it was corny but I still laughed heres a star

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol

    That's a cute one! Here's one for you:

    Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?

    A: Stick to me and we'll go places!

    It's a little old, but it gets a few chuckles. =)

    Source(s): If life gives you lemons, make *LeMoNaDe*
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHAhahaahaha

    Source(s): *cough* *cough* *wheeze* *gack!* *thunk* *dead*
  • 1 decade ago

    Because,you can take a little nape and people can see you.

  • 1 decade ago

    Awwww your making me blush!! LOL nice joke

  • shona
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    bcuz evryone shld get a chance rite?

    so wen green n yellow finishes it chance it vil b red's turn..............

  • 1 decade ago

    I loved it ....in a corny type of way. what the hell I starred it! have a good day!

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