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The tea party (joke)?

A man is caring for his young daughter while his wife is at work. An hour or so before the wife gets home, the little girl asks her daddy if he wants to have a tea party. He agrees, and the young girl toddles off. A few minutes later she comes back with a small plastic tea cup full of water, and hands it to her daddy. He drinks it, the little girl giggles, and toddles away, returning again in a few moments with more water, which the man drinks. This continues for about half an hour. The man calls his wife, telling her that she just has to come see how cute this is, what their daughter is doing. So when she gets home, she watches her daughter toddle back and forth with the little cup once or twice. Her husband says, "See, isn't she just adorable?" His wife looks at him and, smiling, says, "There is only one place low enough for her to get that water from, you know."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    that reminds me of my niece... HILARIOUS

  • 1 decade ago

    Having a 3 year old daughter and her daddy would have said the same thing, this was hilarious to me! rotfl!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yeah I heard this one.. its the john... she'd dipping the cup in the toliet... Funny..Thanks.

  • 1 decade ago

    Awwwww LOLOLOL Ewwwwwwwwwwww

    Now that was funny!!!! I don't care who you are that was funny, right there!

    ****STAR 4 U

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  • ha that was funny! star 4 u!

  • 1 decade ago

    this is more like a skit in a sitcom than a joke.

    it's funny but not ha ha funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    thats funny lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny!!

    looool!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAH..GHAAHHAHAH.... that WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY MY STOMACH JUST BURST AND I NEED TO GO HOSPITAL SOOOOO FUNNY U SHUD MAKE UP ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg that was soooooooooooooooo funnie

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol ewwwwwwwwwwwww lol that was funny

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