What should you never do at your own wedding reception?

dance on the wedding party table after 7 shots of tequila and ask where your pole is.

I'm going with get too drunk.

Oh yeah and while drunk:

Tell your new in-laws what you 'really' think of them.

Cry on the best mans shoulder, "I should have married you", while dry humping his leg.

Interrupt the Maid of Honors speech with, "If you think I'm so lucky...you can have him!"

Tell your bridesmaids to 'hold onto those dresses' for your next wedding.

Ask your new husband if, as a wedding present, he will buy you a male prostitute so at least one of you can enjoy the wedding night.

LOL

PS I don't think I did any of these...course, I was too drunk to remember.

Leave an 8x10 glossy photo of the bride & best man engaged in a compromising postition under the chair of every wedding guest, then tell the best man & bride, "f--- you" and then get an annulment the next day.

Make out with the best man in the broom closet!

Dance to the thong song in only a tuxedo thong!

Makeout with the really hot band player or DJ.

Invite me.

Cause no way I could avoid hitting on you..especially if you smiled like that at me.

Hmm...I might have to beat my wife off with a stick first though..

;)

Screw the Best Man

or Bridesmaid

Hit on another girl

Dont make a pass at the DJ when his mic is on!