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How did your parents decide on your name? (joke)?
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."
The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."
COMMENT:
(this one's kind of wrong, so I apologize if it offends)
Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.
Ok, NO MORE HELEN KELLER JOKES!
@that_liz_kid
your's is ok.
@dontstandoncorners
you told it right, spelling got a little in the way. That sounds closer to the beerf*ck joke.
23 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hhahahaha.
that one was good.
thanks for the laugh. :]
- 1 decade ago
haha it reminds me of that joke similar about three moms at a meeting in which the group leader says that the moms named there kids after things they craved or loved to have. the first moms kid was named basil because she craved the flavor of basil. the second kid was named rose because she loved roses. the last mom got up in a fit, grabed her kid and said common dick this is ridiculous where leaving. i think i told it right sorry if i dident and ruined it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Psh nice =]
on the "wrong" note:
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
He got tired of being called "Ewyreahbnfl oudhe"
it's kinda hard to get without hearing it out loud
- 1 decade ago
That is so sad....How did a fridge fall on the poor baby??? Good joke though....Have a star
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- «●тнє яєтυяи●»Lv 71 decade ago
I first heard this joke when someone orally said it to me, it was so funny, i couldn't stop laughing for hours.
- BartoniLv 71 decade ago
Don´t apologise it didn´t offend. Unfortunately it didn´t make me laugh either. Some you win some you loose.
- 1 decade ago
omg that sooooooooooooo funny i think i need to go to the hosipql aq fridge feel on its head? lolz
- 1 decade ago
Ouch. Isn't laughing at these things kinda embarrassing at times?
- bustagrimes10Lv 51 decade ago
Haha i had heard one similar, thought that this was it...but it wasnt and took me by suprise!
- iluvgoldie2Lv 51 decade ago
i love that joke!
i have heard it several times and it still makes me laugh.
fridge....ha ha!