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Do you fish on Fridays?
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
7 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Holy Mackerel! That was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
- 1 decade ago
Well,all husbands do not go fishing(in broke back mountain the hubby would go for fishing but the lady found out the fishing rod new one not at all used and hubby did not bring home any fish, all lies.)Have you seen the movie TITANIC,i will I tell you something you didn't see in the movie.
In real story, one millionainire,Mr Straus and his wife travelled in the ship,when the ship sinking only women and children were rescued in boats,when the turn of Mrs.Straus came,she refused to take her place in the boat,since she wants to stay with her old husband. and both died together.But colonol Astor and his wife were also in the ship and the couple were returning from Honey moon and the wife was sick.When the colonol asked his wife to accompany her in boat to protect her,she refused and told him to stay in the ship and he also died.
This what all life and wife matter,now is it clear.
- 1 decade ago
hahahah good one!I don't fish on Fridays...
how can I send my songs, poetry to you?
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol lol lol
Source(s): ..... - Anonymous1 decade ago
lol thanks for the laugh...
