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Will you buy booze? Will you gamble it away? (joke)?
A bum asks a man for $2.
The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum said, "No."
The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum said, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can
see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
COMMENT
oldie but goodie.
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15 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
You seriously are the best jester
ALL HAIL THE HAMPSTER..!!!!!!!!!!
- Anonymous5 years ago
Hilarious.
- 1 decade ago
I really enjoy reading your jokes. It's funny and hilarious and this joke is a LOL!!!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Obviously NOT in Vegas.
