Would you tell this to your friend, I am telling my friends,,,right now?

I love it Jake! This sounds like something that everyone that has a good close friend that they can relax and have fun with(the best kind!) would really say..and alot probably have and can relate to one or more of these if not all! Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning while I am sitting here waiting for the last minute before leaving for work as usual...hey! would you call in work for me and make up some crazy excuse? That is something that my friends and I used to do as well..only thing about this job is that I am my own boss..but I have a new girl showing up at nine and have to be on time to train her so I can have some time off!!!!! Gotta go! Thanks and have a star!!!!

haha. let him believe what he wants. but, in the olden days, people would wear these giant neclace type things that had the entire hebrew alphabet with a stone next to it, and when they talked to God he would reply by letting flashes of light reflect off the stone so that it would spell things. thats what i remember anyway. thats from the bible. dont do anything to upset your friend anyway. religious debates can get really bad. who knows? maybe he does have a telephone that lets him talk to God. and another way you can tak to him is by prayer. buuuttttt, if you wanted to talk to God, why would there be telephone wires?! and i dont think heaven is actually inside the universe. God doesnt need telephone wires! He can do anything! I love him so much. love, alice.

Yeah i would say that to my friends but only if I'm sure he won't get offended. Im sure if i said it to the wrong or sensitive friend, that person won't be a 'friend' anymore afterward lol haha

i got an even better one for you, when your mother calls and asks what your really doing on sat. night i'll explain to her that yur just off somewhere in a house F**king my boyfriend instead of the lie you told me earlier.

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Mate, seems like to you know each and every dumb @#$%^ that i work with, cause this discribes them all to a T

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Thank Jake,I don't need more friend like you,one is enough,thank for nice joke man.

That's what a real friend is! Not just someone who'll help you move... but someone who'll help you move the bodies!! Glad you're my friend! LOL!!

Luv, Mel

Yes, I have said kinda the same thing to my best friend. And when she went to jail, she had to call her second best friend because her best friend - me - was sitting right beside her! (I had to call my grandfather to come get us. (He never told my parents about it.)

OK,You can hold my hair, but only if where not sharing the porcelain god!!haha.....=)

Back at you, LOL Love, Barb